Grease (1978). It’s hydromatic, it’s problematic, it’s the 21,440th review of Grease. NOBODY HAS SAID WHAT WE’RE ABOUT TO SAY! John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, air humping; it’s all here. Also, the Emperor joins in on the fun.

National Treasure (2004). 5, 4, 3, National Treasure! The story of a droopy-faced man who steals one sheet of paper. All told through the lens of mediocrity, too! By the way, we are so good at ventriloquism. Notice how you cannot see our lips move at all.

Alternate title: Michael Behind. We use our patented* process of picking the next movies for the podcast. Which movies did we pick? Listen and find out! Oh, and we also recreate the demo song from a 1989 Yamaha PSS-80 keyboard.

Long-ass movie. Sin liked it. In this episode, Lieutenant Columbo investigates one of the crimes from the movie. A child screams about chicken. Also, what would a Godfather theme have sounded like if the Beastie Boys had made it?

Starring either The Rock or Vin Diesel – Sin is not quite sure which. We had a great time talking about this movie’s tuna salad sandwiches and omnipresent perspiration. We also thought we could improve the movie by convincing Alfred Hitchcock to make his own version… it did not go well.

Come on and slam and dunk it with yo hands. Sin, Jay, and Alex are joined today by some unusual guests, Emperor Palpatine and Benjamin Franklin. Join us in our discussion about Michael Jordan, the Looney Toons, and, of course, some really great commercials.

Labyrinth (1986). Chilly down with us, Jennifer Connelly, and David Bowie’s famous crotch. We talk about the other choices for Jareth the Goblin King that could have happened. Test your knowledge in a little quiz about Jennifer, Bowie, and Henson. Also, please enjoy some commercials from 1986.

This episode covers both the original 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street and the 2010 remake. We have some suggestions for some other options Freddy could use for weapons. Also, join us for three unforgettable commercials from 1984.

Today’s episode was a lot of fun for us, and we hope it is for you, too. It was a little bit of an experiment. We wanted to bring you into the process with us of deciding our next movies. In this episode, Alex, Sin, and Jay each pitched movies to each other that we added to a master list. We then added some listener-submitted movies to the same list. At the end we take turns either eliminating or protecting movies until we got to our final 5 items. Then, we rolled to see the order we would actually watch those 5 items in. Like all of our other episodes, we have fun sound clips from the movies, and we totally stay on topic. Also, there’s an ad break with some very disturbing commercials